Just a Few of the 123 Quotes

Gud Luk
Commencement speaker’s dilemma: How can I tell the graduates that the future is in their hands without alarming the rest of the audience? – Unknown

Just Do It
Whatever advice you give, be short. – Horace

Mom Said It Differently
The fastest way to a man’s heart is through his chest. – Roseanne

Story of My Life
After a certain number of years, our faces become our biographies. – Cynthia Ozick

Home Run
“How much do you expect to be paid?”
“More than the Yankees expect to pay me.” – Yogi Berra

Reading Lips
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when reading. – Don Marquis

Can You Spell Lawsuit?
We have an awful lot of members who don’t understand that harass is one word, not two. – Former Colorado Congresswoman Pat Shroeder